Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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