It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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