It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You did what with his pubic hair?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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