Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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