that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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