i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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