Only a mothe r could love this liver
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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