I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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