I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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