I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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