I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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