Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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