O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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