she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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