420 ftw
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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