Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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