i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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