called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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