end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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