so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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