Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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