But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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