Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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