I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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