There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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