Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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