love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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