There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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