HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How does it feel to date your dad?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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