she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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