You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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