1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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