Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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