Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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