what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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