I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
