I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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