tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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