just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Boobs speak an international language.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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