Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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