Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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