is your mom at the bar?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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