My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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