Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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