We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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