You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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