yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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