I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
im on a boat
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