He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
third nipple confirmed
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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