Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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