I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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