O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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