i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We have started to decorate penises.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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