Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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